"They kind of say the same thing about Ninjas. It's one of the reasons why I retired."

Mike's first thought was how badly Elizabeth needed a cheeseburger, but then he realized that while it would be satisfying to watch her eat it...the chances of her actually gleaning any nutrition from that grease laden meal is pretty slim to none.

A big whopping fillet, on the other hand, simply seared and seasoned with just a touch of kosher salt? That'd do her much nicer.

"How do you feel about mashed potatoes and maybe some green beans?"