Mike wastes no time, he takes the spoon and digs in for his first bite of what can only be described as Scoopable Bliss. Forgive him his minor foodgasm.

It's the minor foodgasm that keeps him from catching the hint that he should be in agreement.

"Milk? For heartburn?" His nose wrinkles. "I think that only works in the short term. I usually end up using Tums, but then...I'm kind of allergic to milk. I have some in my pocket, if you want."