Mike scrambles to remove the headphones from his ears. All the while he just keeps smiling in that manic way of his. The way that says, No, I totally knew you were there. You totally didn't just sneak up on a ninja. And by sneak we mean just sit in a hospital bed. I swear!

"Well you know, clean bill of health and all that. You know, with the whole..."

Insert vague hand gesture round abouts his midsection.

"You?"